Yay, Christmas!!!

Best of a bad bunch?

Look, I got Man of the match in my last game, despite being quite hungover and missing a glorious chance (which was actually at 2-1 up and was at least 8 yards out)

No, I don't have cleanliness issues

Yesterday, or perhaps the day before, I went into the toilets at my new office. My company was bought by another and we have moved into their existing office, which isn't as big a change as it might sound as they are based across the road from my old office.

Anyway, there I am in the toilet, which, by the way, had a notice up asking people not to leave bogeys on the wall last week, which was a bit weird I thought.

So, there I am in the toilet, and it was pretty chilly as well. I think this is because there is a window in there and perhaps it isn't as good at keeping the warmth in as it could be. Maybe it is to encourage people not to spend unnecessary time on the cold toilet seats.

Back to the point in hand. I'm there, in the toilet, drying my hands, and it was at this point, having washed and dried my hands, that I realised I hadn't actually been to the toilet first. I really can be a bit dopey sometimes.

That's not her name, that's not her name

I wouldn't mind if we ever called her by it, but we don't, so this, in my eyes, whilst it is nice to get the card, is a bit cheeky....